i’m obviously in the wrong union. my co-workers and i did not get columbus day off as did the banks, post office, wall-street, and the federal government. i’ve got to learn to negotiate better.

here’s some days i really want to negotiate for a day off:   Oct 15 – Grouch Day – November 5 – National Donut Day – November 25 – JFK’s Birthday and also Woody Woodpecker surely a good day to take off – December 18 – Wear a PLUNGER on your head day, although that might be a fun day, just make sure it’s a new one. – December 21 – Humbug Day – January 8 – Elvis’ birthday – January 11 – my b.d. and Coming of Age Day in Japan, also secret pal day – January 23 – Measure your FEET day – February 4 – Create a Vacuum Day, we could all create a vacuum by not going to work – February 11 – Don’t cry over spilled milk day, for all the loves you lost and the reason you’re alone on valentine’s day – March 5 – Multiple Personality Day, just tell the boss your alter ego was sick – March 16 – Everything you do is right day, i could use a couple of those – March 22 – National Goof Off day, no comment – March 26 – National Make Up Your Own Holiday Day -

i could go on, but alas, i do not work for the federal government, the post office, the bank, or wall street and i must go back to work. is there a union for staff pastor’s? think i’ll start one i could sure use that National Donut Day – spend the morning at Krispy Kreme, the afternoon at Dunkin Donuts, and the evening with an Old Fashion at Starbucks. my kind of holiday.

yesterday WRC baptized over 100 people in a spontaneous invitation to take a stand. great stories. always love this day. from now on i think we ought to celebrate the 2nd Sunday in October as Spontaneous Baptism Day! well, maybe not.

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